A cinco product from the "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great job!" that combines the aspects of a deer and an umpire to create a robotic deer that acts as an umpire. D'ump is as quiet as a church mouse, and will make your trips to the woods more relaxing than other, loud umpires. plus, when D'ump smells a bear, it just turns off, warning your family and keeping them safe.
Tim - "I wanna play baseball, but I don't want to be an umpire. And that digital one is too noisy"
Eric - "We can use d'ump!"
Tim *hits ball*
Eric *dumbfounded look*
Eric "Tim, A Bear is nearby!"