Thinking Ravenloft would be a nice place to live;
Always min/maxes so his or her charisma is 18 to start; Belives that the drow are merely misunderstood;
Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Argues that re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Doesn't know who the guy in "Mazes and Monsters" is;
Doesn't know Vin Diesil's roots;
Wants to solo the MindFlare
Constantly asks when Loner will become its own class;
Takes this list seriously.
"Way to go fugly."
"Go for it dude...keep in mind she's a ginormous black spider."
"Shut up, strength-6-boy."
"Yeah, that guy from 'Big'?"
"Who do you think wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversay Special?"
"You want to solo that? Roll Initia---you're dead."
"Loner IS a class, D&D-mo, epic level Solitary Warrior"
"Yeah, publish this!"
When someone emo attempts to play D&D. Usually characterized by one or more of the following: When Min/Maxing his or her charisma is always 18 to start; Always plays the mysterious loner with a troubled past; Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Thinks Ravenloft would be a nice place to live; Believes that Drow are merely misunderstood; Thinks re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Always wants to "go it alone" against the Mindflare; Thinks "Big" was Tom Hanks' best movie; Doesn't know the truth about Vin Diesil's acting origins; Took this list seriously;
"Blah blah blah...i'm a lonely rogue who won't open up about my tortured aching past. Next!"
"Okay...you wanna fight Lolth? Roll Initiative!"
"Congratulations, Strahd's new best friend is D&D-mo here."
"Be my guest. Go try and 'understand' them."
"Think again, strength-6-boy."
"Level one D&D-mo vs. Mindflare? This should be interesting. Don't bother rolling."
"Remember 'Mazes and Monsters'?"
"Who wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversary Celebration? Lepton."
(Bonus if you know where 'lepton' came from)