2. Fuck off you poxy D4 cunt.
To be a 'd4' you have to wear streaky fake tan, have a completely orange face, have lips the same colour as your foundation, have really messy hair which is made to look like you just shoved it up though actually took you at LEAST twenty minutes to arrange, abercrombie hoodies, airtex tshirts with the collars up or the rugby jersey of your boyfriends school(preferably zaga), fat man pants or cantos, and dubes or uggs, topped off with a louis vuitton or juicy cotoure handbag.
To be a real d4 girl, you have to 'like' rugby, ie say you like it and go to rugby matches though not understand the rules at all. You only like it because the guys who play it have supposedly 'hott' bodies. If you are a d4 guy, playing rugby and being on the j's is a MUST.
You also must go to 'the Wezz', a pathetic under 15 disco beside Donnybrook rugby pitch. The only activities that go on there are slut dancing and 'scoring' people.
Omg I sooooooo don't get this game, they should put the instructions in the manual!!!*looks desperately through programme*
They also have cultivated an accent similar to posh Americans and upper class British, locally known as the D4 accent. It is recognised by the over dramatised vowels, eg loike and roysh, which are two of their most used vocabulary.
The females usually have tossed hair that looks like they've just got out of bed, when in fact they've spent over twenty minutes preparing this "do". They will also be covered in orange fake tan, and make-up.
The males usually are members of rugby clubs and like this elitist sport.
These D4s generally aspire to do Arts in UCD.
D4 guy: Roysh loike omg
Many male D4s follow Rugby and can often been seen wearing rugby jersyes and Dubs.
Female D4s wear Rugby jersey's from their boyfriends school, have long blonde hear, which they tie up, where dubs and sweat pants or o'niels. They also wear alot of fake tan and make up, which has earned them the nick name of oompa lumpas.
They also like many t.v shows, which they will talk about endlessly the next day as if these people are real. These shows include: Dawson's Creek, Friends, Oc and Lost. As far as i know they have only read a few books, which are all incendently part of the Ross O'Carrol Kelly series which makes fun of D4s, bu don't tell them, it's funny.
If you want to learn more about D4s read the Ross O'Carrol Kell y books, being The Miseducation years, P.s I scored the Bridesmaids and more.
D4 Girl 2:Oh my God, yeah, di you see what Summer did to Seth, that is totally like arghhhh!
D4 Girl:Yeah, totally, it was arghhhh!, and did you see Sarah got a new tan, it is so like, good, i am totally jealous, she is around 4x oranger then me, it's not fair
Non-D4 person: Oh God those chicks are so D4
People who speak with a d4 accent are deservadly ridiculed for their fake shallow gay accent which is put on to make them feel more important.
also see delusions of grandeur
"Hi Dervla, how are youuu?? sheaaa?? oowoahoaoo thats fantaaaaastic....haa?? oh Fintin, yeah hes greeeeat, working hard ya-knaaewww.."