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Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless. CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth. It is believed to be linked to the following: Popular Culture Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies Advertising TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore Paris Hilton Mcdonalds Insecurity TV Soap Operas Luck Justin Bieber Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner PTD (Post Travel Depression) Having shitty parents Trauma/Stress Rebecca Black CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer. In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
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