"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass."
Nerd: My hero!
Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport?
Professional Athlete: Cyber what?
mom: "OK you stay here and clean that carpet while I run off and get the vicar."
Stereotypical gamer: "Well, I'm hoping to become a cyberathlete."