Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish.
This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets.
The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis.
DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds....