a customer who is retarded emotionally.
ORIGIN - from a check-out chick
Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody mayonnaise
. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
Seminal male ejaculate
"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.
Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped