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One who hovers around a seating area occupied by ladies. When the ladies vacate their seats, he covertly rushes in to sniff, smell, rub, molest, and many other things of this nature, the seat cushions.
The filthy cushwhiffer waited patiently for the teaparty to end so he could rush in and molest their chairs.
by Big Daddy EK October 05, 2006

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