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curv-sea.son\(kûrv-siːzən)\ noun. ext. of "curve/curved"(adj) Northern east-coastal American vernacular. The time of year (typically after the March equinox & through the September equinox) in which the act of avoiding someone with half'assed excuses/flat out DISMISSING someone's advances - becomes rampant. Essentially, a "quick exit" when faced with being pursued by an unfavorable suitor. Often used as pick-up line - grenade - or ugmo repellent. Lame excuses for the following, but not limited to... • not wanting ANYTHING to do with you physically or romantically(present or future, while denying the past if any). • having already gotten services rendered from you (be it free drinks/weed, a ride, money, oral sex, sex ect) and wanting you in their lives on more sporadic terms until more services are commissioned at a more convenient/(much) later date. • clichés used when not wanting to get/be tied down in a serious/monogamous relationship. • pacifying phrases given to a person in hopes that they're dumb enough to stick around while you're at play. Synonyms; running game, letting down easy, brushed off, carried, stiff armed, getting phased out, (k)cattin' off"(-west coast). Antonyms; Cuffing season For an extensive on-going list of widely used, popular & CLASSIC clues to indicate when Curve Season may be upon you, see : twitter trending topic #CurveSeason
(Provoked & possibly coined by hiphop artist Joe Budden) • "I have to work/church in the morning" • "But I can't, my FRIEND likes you" • "my phone died/didn't have any bars" • "I didn't Ignore your call, I was asleep" • "I can't give you my # but I'll take yours" • "I DID call you back, your phone sucks!" • "That's my mom on the other line" • "lemme get your #" ; their response: "just add me on facebook!" (you requested them & got denied OR they only give you limited access w/their wall blocked) • "I think you have the wrong number" • "I would only hurt you" • "I see you as a brother/sister" • "I have a boy/girlfriend" • "My roommate is drunk, I have to take care of them" • "I'm on my period(for the 2nd time this month?)" • when at a bar/club, typically AFTER a drink has been procured/consumed "I'm going the the bathroom. I'll be RIGHT back!"(she won't be back) • "Nah, I don't take THOSE kind of pics, but you can send me one of you" • "Ay beautiful, what's your name?" "Gretchen." • "I didn't know we had plans" • "i JUST masturbated... damn" • "Que? No hablo ingles.." • "I have cancer" • "Im gay" |
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