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Grimey, Crippled, Hurt, Fat, Ugly, Hairy, Smelly, "Tired as fuck!", smells like french fries, hungry, dirty ass, makes you wanna vomit, dude.

A Curtis Cawvey can be any one or mixture of the mentioned.
"Damn, Curtis Cawvey just got here. Let's break out!"

"That mini-dog is dirtier than Curtis Cawvey."

"Did you hear that new Paris Hilton song? It's worse than Curtis Cawvey!"
by Adam Kaufman April 17, 2009

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