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A slang term for the female labia majora
Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
by Tom May 02, 2003
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big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!
i spread the curtains on that ho!
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N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.
K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!
by K Dub + Meff December 20, 2006
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'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches
my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!
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True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!
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when something is over,dying
If u fuck wit me its gonna be curtains.
by Big Al May 04, 2004
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Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.
I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.
by Pashka509 May 13, 2011
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