curtain rain is where the act of opening/closing curtains is months overdue. Leading to opening or closing the curtain, with a shower of dust and dead flies from the rail.
Jan- right I'm off to clean the loft.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
Paul- Careful of the curtain rain love.
Jan- *opens curtains* as one of curtain rain's victims.
by Nazi Tomato 77 August 23, 2016