"Its like my testicles have their own jew fro"

"yah man, that's a lot curly wurlies you got going there.
by Teeps Teeples January 5, 2011
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When you are eating someones hairy ass and using your tongue you swirl the anal hair into a curly spiral and you tongue punch it into their anus.
Keep up your shit tonight and im gonna give you a curly wurly.
by MoistAnuspuncher October 10, 2021
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Someone who chats a lot of breeze all the time.
Owen: I supermaned my mum last night.

Chris: Damn man, you chat curly wurly.

Ben: Roasted.
by K-Lash March 9, 2008
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Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.
1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.

2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-
by Spring Break Keesling January 5, 2012
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A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.
"Get lost curly wurly"
by King Loz June 4, 2003
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The act of when you attach a dildo to a drill and stick it a woman's anus at full blast.
Radom bitch off the street: "Holy Shit, I got a nice Anus Curly-Wurly last night!"
by DinoArms October 7, 2020
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I gave Jennifer a fucking huge anus curly wurly last night
by AnCuWu August 30, 2020
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