Cutlerception
An interception thrown by quarterback Jay Cutler, especially one thrown in the redzone at an integral part of the game.
Cutlerception by The Raccoon January 3, 2011
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Early Cuyler
The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
Early Cuyler by sidandnancy July 13, 2007
Jay Cutler'd
To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.
1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.
2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.
3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.
3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
Jay Cutler'd by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009
Cutlerish
A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.
A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
Cutlerish by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011
Cupertino Alliance
It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.
Cupertino Alliance by Literally Big Chungus December 23, 2020
cupertino high school
Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.
Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.
Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)
It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.
Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.
Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)
It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.
Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.
Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.
Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...
cupertino high school by Astroshark8000 December 11, 2018