A pissed off cat who tries to walk around swiftly without being heard, but can't.. Wanna know why!? Because it's got this damn bell strapped around it's neck practically choking it to death and is heard from a mile away. Dreads waking up in the morning, I mean really.. If you had a damn bell strapped to your neck, would you want to wake up and go insane listening to that thing? I mean really, you'd start to scare the shit out of yourself! Also likes to throw up for no apparent reason after making weird randomly pitched noises.. Well, It might of been because of that Price Rite food that we fed it, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!! >:O!
Person 1: OMG I got a cat!
Person 2: What's it's name? :)
Person 1: Cupcake!!
Person 2: Asshole -_-
To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends. Variation: crossing the principle of "bros before hoes"
King of Cupcakes: AJ
When a muffin is consumed by magic.
When a muffin and a unicorn fall in love they have cupcake
A cupcake is a person who...
...from outward appearance you would assume they are tough, but on the inside they are soft.
...can be very sweet.
...is the perfect size, just the right amount of everything.
...is also cute yet delicious.
...people are always in the mood to hang out with them, just like people are always in the mood to have cupcakes.
...people never get sick of.
“I think Richy’s nickname should be Cupcake. It describes him perfectly.”
“Hey Cupcake! What’s up?”
when someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and throw the now handheld fart in your face
" yo shut up or ill cupcake you!"
"lol, dude johnny is asleep. should i cupcake him"
the whores of the muffin world
Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.
A fan fiction story featuring the My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic ponies written by Sergeant Sprinkles. I thought it was kinda funny but most people think it's fucked up.
The Cupcakes story is on Google Documents if anyone wants to read it.
Its a fucking bread product with fucking frosting you perverts
want some cupcakes? Yeah. ill make 'em. YUMMY FROSTING!