Top Definition
Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat
by NZAP 9041 November 21, 2011

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