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2. Cuntstipated
A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.
Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."
1. cuntstipated
Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals
Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.
by Scobar Sep 4, 2005 add a video
3. Cuntstipated
(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.
Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
4. cuntstipated
can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
by theWestHamfan Jan 9, 2004 add a video
5. cuntstipated
When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.
"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."
6. cuntstipated
Absolutely controlled by a female. Completely pussy-whipped.
He's so cuntstipated he's never allowed a night out with the guys
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