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A word derived from the combination of being cunted, as in messy through drug use and being intoxicated with alcohol.
Cun-tox.

Going out on a proper bender and hitting it so hard that you can barely control your bowels, yet you feel like a king.

"I've had a cocktail of drugs and a flagon of sambucca. I am feeling proper cuntox. I'm hammered. It's 11 in the A.M. but do you know what, I am the boy. Let's keep rockin'."
by Cunty monty cunto August 09, 2006
 
1.
The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".
I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
 
2.
The largest form of cunt available.

The literal oxen of cunt (shortened to cuntox).
man, fred is a cunt.. infact he is past the stage of being a cunt he has now reached cuntox status
by Andypandy April 10, 2006
 
3.
noun: worse than a cunt
he's a cuntox that dude
by andy mae January 15, 2004
 
4.
A hideous half-man half-beast that is best known for his ill manner and obnoxious attitude.
George has not only eaten my lunch from the work fridge, but has also attempted to sleep with my girlfriend. These are the actions of a cunt-ox.
by Ben Duncan January 23, 2006
 
5.
A totally stubborn object,or person.
"OWW! You cunt ox!!!" Jimmy screamed, as the bottle of pickles refused to open up ......for the third time".

"I cant find my keys!.If I'm late for work again this week that cunt ox boss of mine will sack me for sure".
by Haylee K January 23, 2009
 
6.
(Aussie slang)any person being a completely stuborn, obnoxious cunt on the issue that will not let you speak your side of the story, hence the suffix word Ox to indicate the stubbourness of the person.
Don was being a real cunt-ox today because he didnt want to hear my side of the story.

When Alscia is in one of her shitty moods she becomes a down right cunt-ox to deal with.
by cartoonartist January 16, 2009
 
7.
Not only is this individual a cunt, but they are also as dumb as an ox. This is about as insulting as one can be.
Look at that great big cuntox over there. What a fucktard.
by BlackHawk May 09, 2003