see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
Person 3: Damn... you got served
2. A person that deserves to be called something that the English language has no word for.
Eric: Yeah... so?
John: Oh, I just figured she would be too busy huffing paint and showing her penis to your friends..
Eric: Fuck off!
John: Is that what your mom tells her penis when it's attacking the innocent?
Eric: FUCK YOU CUNTMUFFIN!!
See, even though John is obviously funnier than Eric. Eric automatically wins because he broke out the cuntmuffin. John's argument is now invalid.
2. If you are actually going out with the girl, then it just means that she's the girl that gives you what you want.
3. Something to call someone if they start irritating you. Or just a word to call someone because it's funny. nice to put half baked before it.
2. That Ethan kid over there is a half baked cunt-muffin!