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A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.
That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"
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My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."
by Robert E. Porter January 20, 2006
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a person who makes themselves known for all the wrong reasons, appears to be attention seeking and usually lies to gain sympathy and adoration. a disease for cunts
"i knew a girl once"
"what was she like?"
"very nice until i realised she has cuntitis"
by noodlethot August 10, 2014
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when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt
"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"
by dickmunchertwothousand June 02, 2015
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the swelling nd infection of ur inner vagina skin
"i recently went to the docter to check for cuntitis"
by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 02, 2011
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When you're significant other continuously acts like a cunt
Brandon had a severe case of cuntitis since even the sound of his wife's voice seemed to agitate him.
by whyareunvs May 14, 2017
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