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An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.
Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!
by Phillip W Evans December 02, 2006
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very drunk
We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted
by Bob C December 20, 2002
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cunted very drunk.!
jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!
by tic tacs aye May 04, 2009
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extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
by james November 15, 2003
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Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
by Jimbo-M October 08, 2011
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A replacement word for broken or wrecked.
1. Fuck, i shouldn't have driven my car over that cliff. Now its cunted.

2. I left my paper hat collection out in the rain last night and now its cunted.
by PUNK April 07, 2005
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fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked
check his eyes....he's 'cunted'
by ana cooper March 19, 2003
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