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Noun - an offensive word used to decribe someone who is so utterly obnoxious no other word or phrase can accurately paint a mental picture of this person's personality...or lack of it.

A prime example of a cunt is my depressingly poisonous ex-wife:

Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown and Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my house and beat me up, gets taken home by police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.

And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")

Example of the usual phone conversation:

Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....

Me: "Fuck off Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)

(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
by Mr Nevergettingmarriedagain February 10, 2007
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1.
Derogatory term for a woman. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the English language.
My ex-girlfriend is a fucking cunt.
by Captain Fantastic February 15, 2003
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2.
A synonym for a woman's genitalia, vagina, pussy, etc.
She has the preetiest cunt :-)
I want to fuck her cunt
You fucking cunt!
I want to eat her cunt
The two women were fucking each other's cunt
by Gil October 05, 2002
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3.
One of the best parts of a girl's body.
The one thing most guys want to get to.
A reciever for the male penis.
A degrading name for a girl.
That girl's cunt is tighter than a vice grip.
Susie has got one fine cunt.
That girl Alice is a cunt.
by Forever1999 March 23, 2005
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4.
For some reason this word really offends people, maybe because of the exceptionally crude sound of the word, or maybe because talking about the female genitalia is still considered unnaceptable. Either way, people cannot seem to comprehend that it is just a word, making it a great thing to say around tight ass pussies to piss them off.
I especially enjoy seeing feminists who talk about penises all day wince when I say cunt. Makes me so giddy inside.
by oh shit i'm dead February 23, 2005
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5.
A slang word for a vagina.
I have a dripping wet cunt.
by Bill B. Bofin February 20, 2005
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6.
The word cunt is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty.

It has almost replaced the word 'mate', often used in Australia to refer to people in a conversation when they can't be bothered trying to remember your name.
Sick Aussie Cunt: Sup cunt?
American feminist: I find that insulting
Sick Aussie Cunt: Piss off

Sick Aussie Cunt 1: Sup cunt?
Sick Aussie Cunt 2: Nothing much, cunt.
by SickCunt March 21, 2005
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7.
The tastiest meal known to man.
I love eating her cunt...
by Slider February 24, 2005
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