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Sleeping with an ugly girl so your friend can score.
Greg owes me one. Last night I had to cunt bunt for him.
by Jg7805 July 21, 2009
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When a single female or a group of females prevent the male species from getting laid
I would have gotten laid last night if her friend wouldn't have cunt bunted me.
by jazellen September 23, 2007
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A female cockblock. This can be used to save your best friend from a big fat drunk mistake, or to stop a dirty hoe from touching your ex boyfriend's weiner.
She keeps making out with that 40 year old Mexican, if she takes any more shots I'm going to have to cuntbunt the rest of the night.
by etizzleforizzle February 20, 2011
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cunt bunt is when you kick somone in the cunt, or the vagina
im gunna give you a cunt bunt
by jimbrowski April 16, 2007
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A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!

Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.

Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007
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When a guy goes down on a girl and she orgasms and she jerks her hips and hit the guy in the face with her pelvic bone.
I was going down on this girl last night and she cunt bunted me.
by Lexi108 October 10, 2007
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the female version of cock blocking. duh!

look, shawty, my friend Chauncy totally cunt bunted me. eh, she was a lesbo anyway.
by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
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