Top Definition
An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).
Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.
by T.E. Johnson July 10, 2008

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