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2. Cunt Muffin
The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."
1. cunt muffin
n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
by MasterSheep Aug 5, 2005 add a video
3. Cunt Muffin
Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.
I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.
4. cunt muffin
Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
5. Cunt Muffin
A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.
Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.
6. Cunt Muffin
a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC
Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin
7. cunt muffin
The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest
Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique
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