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1.
Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.
Ever since meeting Candy, John had been too cunt drunk to do any meaningful work on his novel.
by Bronze John December 18, 2008
 
2.
Rendered dumb, ditzy, and delusional by a sudden proliferation of long awaited Tooky
Tom is so cuntdrunk he prefers shopping with his new girlfriend to watching the game with the boys
by Mattcatt October 17, 2006