1. The male has had to perform cunnilingus for more then ten minutes with the female.
2. The male has had to have sex with the female after cunnilingus and completely satisfied her sexual need for the evening.
If you ______ then you are not a cunt burglar.
1. are a female
2. are a pre-mature ejaculator
3. wake up the female while trying to leave
4. exchange phone numbers (at any given time)
5. repeat desired victim(s)
His Bro: Awwh, dude., I was a total cunt burglar, whoa wee!
2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.
2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!
Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)
Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude
(later that day)
Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.