A person who is a pussy to such a great magnitude, that the fundamental laws of physics cause the doucheness to implode into itself forming a cubic structure. This structure is known as a Cunt Box. Essentially anyone who is a huge fucking pussy can be considered one.
person #1: "oh my god steve was drinking MIKE'S HARD last night"
person#2: "HAHA what a Cunt Box!!!!"
A mythical box filled with pussy. Invented by Jesus, this box was lost to the vaults of time. Thought to be the object in the next Indiana Jones movie. Also known as a Minge Crate.
Hey Indy, there's that Cunt Box you were looking for!