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1.
An English dessert. Often used in the context of claiming revenge.
Bloody Alexia will get her Cumupins. That shitfaced, uncivil supervisor.
by ThatsR!ght. September 14, 2008
 
2.
Revenge or payback. Used as a noun to sound cooler than just saying revenge. Said by Michael and Logan on Zoey 101 when they were trying to get revenge on Vince Blake.
"Vince beat us up last year. We gotta get our cumupins now."
by BucketTeam23 March 28, 2014
 
3.
1. Someone's just desserts
2. A cross between a cupcake and a muffin
You'll get your cumupins!
by FrenchFry May 22, 2004
 
4.
to pleasure yourself
aka: masterbation
he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely
 
5.
to pleasure yourself
aka: masterbation
he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely