cumquat

a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"

by half breed July 27, 2005

any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp

by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004

I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy

by sj January 13, 2004

a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot

Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea

by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

The wording used when calling one's pet quat.

<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?

by Toopoopouloop August 8, 2009