John McKinley: What the hell happened last night and why is your crotch bloody?
Scott B: Damnit...I knew it...that bitch was a cumpire...AND I LIKE IT!!!!
Mark Byers: Yeah!!!!
Justin: Cool, but bend with your knees when you're cleaning them.
Justin: Shawn O. Theded is on the team, and he's a cumpire!
Doug: Ho snap!
Ron Simmons: ....DAMN!!!!