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15. Cump
Noun/Verb: The act of jacking-off (To cum) whilst taking a shit (a dump).
Cum+Dump = Cump

*Different from Cleveland Steamer in that a Cleveland Steamer is performed with a partner; a cump is usually performed alone, on the toilet.
When I get home, I'm gonna take a mean-ass cump
1. cump
to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.
Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.
by T-money Apr 28, 2004 add a video
2. Cump
The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.
Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.
3. cump
cump
v. cumped, cumpĀ·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.
"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"
4. Cump
When a man has not been laid in a very long time, and shoots a dump-sized load on his sexual partner.
Man, I hadn't gotten any in so long, I took a serious cump all over Kelly's back.
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by mograbs May 30, 2011 add a video
5. cump
(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex
Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.
6. Cump
An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.
"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"
7. cump
If you don't wipe your bum for a week you get a build up of cump
Poo for a week without wiping and after this time you get a little collection of cump starting to gather
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