cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 4, 2020

cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 June 22, 2007

cum cannon

when you cum in someone's ass and they fart and the cum flies everywhere

Larion: Want to do a cum cannon
Laquisha: That shit nasty but ok

by AutisticNigger12345 April 14, 2017

cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet

i shot her eye out with my cum cannon

by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010

The Cum Cannon

The art of cumming into somebody's asshole, making them fart, sending the cum flying.

Hey baby, wanna do the cum cannon in the bed tonight? ;)

by Daboder2 June 7, 2020

Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.

That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!

by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018

Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 13, 2010