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If you dont know what a dick is by now, you're in a lot of trouble.
I have a Cum Hammer.

I use my cum hammer to nail broads to matressess.

I alos have a Cum Hammer.
by Derek Todd August 16, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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