to become a human vaccum cleaner and suck the cum right out of my lovers dick
I am nicked named vaccum!
or (cumed) the act of jizing
Frank: what happened?
Ben: i cumed all over my bed sheets!
man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.
woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex
man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.
2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters
Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!
God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.
N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn
his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise
a substance that comes out of a dick
a very tasty substance that come out of a mans dick i cumed all over my girlfriend sarah and she ate it could not get a no more from me so she had me call a few more of my friends over we all lost cum to her then we all did it doggie style on bottom was sarah then me then my to friends you could consider it butt raping if any one wants to get together of fuck each other or one night stay in ohio call me 7407011946 or email me do both if u want to by the way my name is ethan email@example.com or get on my facebook and post my status the dirtyiest think you can think of
Homo, 2%, 1% or skimmed milk
depends on the person
"Yo man, I just squirted homomilk all over her!"
"Aw... Fu** I gotta leak this 2% milk, time to jack off"
"dude! My cum makes me wanna drink homo milk!"