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Cum 2000 (aka Tommy in a bottle) is a mixture of fragrant sperm, "pisssss", English Leather & Old Spice.

The exact mixture is a well guarded secret.
Caution:

When applied to the skin cum 2000 will release pheromones into the air causing females to orgasm within 20 feet of the wearer!!!!
by ?258? October 16, 2011

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