A small white glob of unknown origin that accumulates on the lips of a dry-mouthed, often nervous, speaker. It's elastic and adhesive qualities enable it to stretch between upper and lower lips to the complete distraction and disgust of the audience.
Remember to take a sip of water now and then during your presentation--we don't want to blow this deal over a cue ball.
by Tom Sr. November 05, 2005

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