Cuboner

getting a boner while thinking of the famous Poke'mon Cubone

"Dude i totally got a Cuboner last night, it was great."

by The Poke' Fan August 2, 2009

Cubone

Cubone is the best pokemon ever and will take over, he has the best skull

Cubone Will Take Over

by Cubone September 15, 2016

Cubon

The measurement of a forehead. 1 1/2 = one cubon

Damn! That girl has 5 cubons worth of forehead!!

by Jim deer December 20, 2013

Cubonics

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

by BFD137 February 26, 2012

cuboning

You bang someone for so long that their mum dies and you wear their skull as a hat.

Guy 1: Wow dude nice hat.
Guy 2: Yeah I got it from my girlfriends mum.
Guy 1: Ahhh I see you went cuboning.

by Markipoo November 23, 2015

Cubon

to stop someone from saying something stupid, or to make someone do something.

"Just..... cubon."
"So do you want to slay the enemies of yonder?" "no." "dude, cubon."

by TheCoolCatBerto October 31, 2012

cubonic plague

when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious

Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.

by patty pee August 26, 2010