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1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
by Buzzby May 15, 2005
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A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.
Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?

Tara: Never heard of it.

Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire

Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
by chekouthatredbul September 21, 2008
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When a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning pube cock.
Fidel Castro did the cuban cigar with Anna Nicole Smith.
by Daddy Nelso Gonzalez January 06, 2009
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When you take a nice stinky poo in someone's pillowcase, then proceed to swing it around and hit them in the face with it.
"Dude, G-Reg totally just slammed Jerzey in the face with a cuban cigar!"
"Haha man, that sucks for Jerzey."
by G.Reg March 21, 2006
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The act of having anal sex, then having the reciver shit while reciving the anal sex. When you take your penis out, it should be brown and resemble a cigar. Then you make the reciver give you head and clean the shit off your penis. Its almost like there smoking a cigar, of the Cuban variety, because there cheap and taste like shit.
Jimmy just gave his girlfriend a nice ol' cuban cigar.
by ol' cuban cigar March 03, 2011
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