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31. Cuban
Cubans are a race of people who do not think they are the best WE KNOW WE ARE THE BEST!! We usually stick to our own. We have tried to carry a civilized conversation with someone out of our race and long behold you remind us why we do not socialize outside of work with people out of our race. We are happy in love with our island people. We DO HATE fidel castro. Our elders have million of stories of "The Golden Years" It's like being born with spices in your blood,
And being named after your papi's favorite cigars.
It's getting diamonds pierced in you ears at five days,
Wearing Royal Violets perfume everyday until age 15,
And throwing a 15th birthday party that cost your parents
more than your first car.

It's loving Marti and hating Castro.
Lighting candles at mass for La Caridad and Celia Cruz.
It's having to kiss every Cuban cheek like you're related.
It's looking European, but feeling Caribbean,
And seething inside while smiling politely when someone asks if you're Puerto Rican.

It's having black beans and plantains with every meal.
Meals at every party, parties for any occasion.
It's serving your skinny uncle piles of lechon on Nochebuena,
While your three hundred pound aunt sips at a mojito.
It's learning to dance salsa from your papi or your abuelito,
And knowing the difference between a guajira and a guaracha.

It's loving the hot, humid air of Miami, and hating hurricanes.
Drinking cortaditos and dealing with chaperones.
It's talking too fast in English and running your words together in Spanish. And being madly in love...
With a restless island you haven't seen in many many many years.
Cuban, Cubano, the best, the shit, WOW, All Cubans are the shit.
1. Cuban
What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are.
Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?
Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.
Person in Miami #1: Me too.
2. Cuban
A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.
Dave-Holy shit theres some dude drowning, i got 2 get the life gaurd-
Jesus-don't waste your time it's just a Cuban
3. cuban
cubans are the people who write the definitions for the word cuban on this very site, but only put the good things about cubans and not the bad. they are cocky, in general.yes, they cant be all bad people, but they are not the shiznit. they are just as good as the dominicans and the puerto ricans, except they are better at throwing parties. even though they can really talk loudly.
the dominicans rule at baseball!!! they are the shiznit. cubans rule at rapping. were equal, and i dont give a shit about p.r.'s, its not that i think their crappy, its just that i dont know shit about puerto ricans.
4. cuban
One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.
I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.
5. Cuban
A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!
Mira el tipo este. De verdad que esta enpingao. Tiene que ser cubano
6. cuban
in the second world war thousands of soldiers including my granfather when to cuba cause a study done by the united nations declare cuba has biggest amount of putas (whores,prostitudes) in the world check U.N .comsurveys and they love to take it up the brown hole
men i need some backdoor! get me a cuban lady jinetera
7. cuban
A white/carebbean person whose country was once as great as US,Canada,spain,england ect. until Fidel castro took over and made ot a comunist and socialist country.
57% are white descendants of spanierds
37% are mulato
11% are black
1% are chinese origin
they are actually part of the carebean and not of latin america
talk really loud
hardworking
creators of Alienware
and are as white as americans believe it or not..
Person:OMG your Cuban ,but your so white.

Cuban:Most Cubans are white