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usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess's forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess's are kind of awesome, and usually have big boobs and big butts. people love cuban hot mess's for their loud personalities and random sexual comments.
Oh, okay thats just cuban hot mess
by your lovely father July 13, 2010

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