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When you are fucking a girl over the kitchen counter, on which there are assorted sandwhich materials. If she doesn't finish making a sandwhich before you ejaculate, you are to kill her.
Dude, last night I was totally had a cuban deli crisis. Now I'm single -and- hungry.
by Pussy Ninja June 09, 2009

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