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A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire. Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?
Tara: Never heard of it. Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!? |
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1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.
2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees. On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
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The act of having anal sex, then having the reciver shit while reciving the anal sex. When you take your penis out, it should be brown and resemble a cigar. Then you make the reciver give you head and clean the shit off your penis. Its almost like there smoking a cigar, of the Cuban variety, because there cheap and taste like shit. Jimmy just gave his girlfriend a nice ol' cuban cigar.
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When you take a nice stinky poo in someone's pillowcase, then proceed to swing it around and hit them in the face with it. "Dude, G-Reg totally just slammed Jerzey in the face with a cuban cigar!"
"Haha man, that sucks for Jerzey." |
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