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Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.
Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.
by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008
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The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.
dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.
by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 20, 2011
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Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 07, 2007
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A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
by mohair March 13, 2008
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This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.
"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"
by Flint Brigsbee April 26, 2007
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A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.
by Matt May 15, 2005
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A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.
by Jesus Rules! May 08, 2005
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