The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
a rare beauty, who is extremly smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.
- "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."
- "Crystal has the best smile."
a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous!
Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination
Crystal is fuckin hilarious!
my future wifey
1. A shiny rock, similar to diamond
s in looks.
2. A pretty name for a girl.
1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?
2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!
An amazingly cute, extremely nice, loveable girl who can always cheer you up no matter how sad or down you're feeling. An amazing friend who you'll never want to lose.
"Yo, Man, That chick is such a crystal."
A Person That Doesn't Disrespect Anyone And Is Very Unique.
She is a crystal. He is a crystal.