The term "A Crystal Kayiza" is commonly used to describe the ultimate female hipster. They usually have less than 5% body fat, drink copious amounts of coffee, and listen to Indie Rock. Dance awkwardly at concerts and any other place that they please. "Crystals" wear a mixture of thrift clothing and items bought at Forever21 (commonly Tribal print items) and Urban Outfitters. Extremely likely to wear fitted jeans, pairing these with either a band or movie production t shirt and a plaid button-up shirt/v-neck and a cardigan along with Toms, Converse or Sandals. She will often wear retro style sweaters and floral print dresses/skirts. Also enjoys local acoustic band shows, indie flicks or documentaries films. They are strongly opinionated about their music and political affiliations, and enjoy reading historical books. They have a love for traveling and culture in general. Someone who listens to bands you've never heard of, and is indeed an overachiever. They are the perfect mixture of cocky and modest about their superior credentials to succeed in life. The only sure fire way to tell if someone you're talking to is, in fact, a Crystal Kayiza is to ask them "are you a hipster?". If they respond no, and turn their Modest Mouse playlist back on, you can be sure you're dealing with a one.
1: Hey! Did you hear about the 26 year old chick who won an Oscar last night for Directing?!
2: Cool! Was she a complete hipster?
1: Yeah! How did you know?
2: Seriously?! She's a total Crystal Kayiza.