Top Definition
1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.
by Prestonblue September 05, 2013

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