Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.
That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
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