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a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.
when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.
by mr man August 23, 2004
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A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years
by h May 12, 2004
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a guy who is crusty. someone who is dirty looking, someone that you would not talk to.
"unh uhh girl that boy is crusty. i just wanna hit him with some body spray."
by litwiinka December 28, 2007
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Crusties are very proud of their state of filth. A step on you'll find the unwashable. Unwashables truely and deeply loath any form of personal hygiene. An unwashable is a religiously hardcore mysophile who usually stays unwashed & crusty all his life. For them it is not so much a temporary statement of believes as a dedicated way to live, despite often being shunned by society.
He's so incredibly filthy, he's even worse than those crusties, he must be an unwashable.
by Dirty Danny September 03, 2005
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something dat doesnt look good
look at dat gyals crusty weave
err man lol!!
by Ladee_P February 02, 2004
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-Negative connotation
1) The oppostie of fresh
2) Unstylish or poopy; often reffering to clothing or appearance
3) Uncool or informal; often rather unfitting into the category of awesome
4) Simply unawesome or mean; describing behavior or one's actions
"Bob has swag, he's very fresh. On the other hand, Fred is really akward and is rather crusty"

"His outfit was really crusty"

"I feel that franklin is a sort of social outcast and phariah, he's kind of crusty"

"The young man was so arrogant to other people, his actions were really crusty
by potatogirl4455 May 14, 2012
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being really, really, extremely bad at something (specifically FIFA world cup)
Im gonna beat your crusty self at FIFA this weekend
by catmeow76 November 18, 2010
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