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the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade
No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face
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When you just wake up and you're about to show the world your natural beauty. It's when you full on have crust in you eyes or the white crusty stuff on your lips and you basically look like a hot mess.
Amy, I'm soooo crusty on campus right now. Wearing the sweats and the greasy hair, I truly can't get crustier than this!
by jblooo February 20, 2014
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Vile spawn of Hippies and Punks, these creatures are so-called because their personal habits include not washing until there is a thick crust of dirt all over them. Often seen sporting crusted dreadlocks as well, and when their itching heads get too much, shaved heads. Must-have accessories for any self-respecting crusty: a dog on a string, army boots, stinking patchouli oil, constant odour of garlic.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.
"I could smell those Crusties a mile away when I was at Glastonbury festival."
by Gigi UK May 03, 2005
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This word can basically mean any adjective, but in most cases, it will either mean gross, old, and/or ugly (see grody). It can also mean, however, cool or tight.
"Eww I need a new comfortor, mine's all crusty-like."

"Dude, I love Mickey, that kid's so crusty."
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A situation, person or action that is delightfully tacky, yet surprisingly refined and enjoyable.
After not shaving for even a day Ryan is as crusty as left over Taco Bell.
by stelo August 19, 2010
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urgh, look at that crusty going through the bins
by sally-jane July 29, 2005
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The gross, white, puss looking crust which forms after a recent piercing. Although you desperately want to pick them off, they do indeed help your piercing heal faster.
Dude the crusties around my nose ring have turned bloody!

Paul had a bad habit of picking at his plugs crusties...
by dharma punk July 10, 2008
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